Evening Ritual

My Night Routine

Requested and long awaited.

My Night Rituals

I’m not a witch, lmao, but I heard someone say it’s very important to have your own ritual n’ stuff—so here’s my nightly ritual.

Unlike my morning routine, there is no time stamping. As long as I’m laying down by 9 p.m., we are solid.

• Sweet treat – or something bad will happen to me.

• Dry brush – heavenly, like wow.

• Shower – mix potions n’ suds n’ stuff.

• Lather myself in the creamy goodness (lotion).

• Meander in my robe like the Pope probably did once or twice – RIP Francis.

• Light a candle – oooh la la.

• Meander back to the bathroom and dry my hairs – not every night ‘cause yk, heat damage, but do something with it.

• Brush tooth.

• PanOxyl bleaching of my face.

• Frozen gua sha – oml, better than u know what.

• Skin care serums n’ stuff.

• Pick out clothes to wear to work the next day.

• Harass my two goblins.

• Crawl into my fortress (bed).

• Journal, brain dump, dwell.

• Pray.

• Read.

• Fantasize about my husband until I fall asleep (I’m not married).

• Forget to blow out candle.